nyebread, not ryebread.
"When I was a child, I prayed to God for a bike. I soon realized that He didn't work that way; so I stole a bike and prayed for His forgiveness."
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seltzerlizard: Pizza! (original image at Green Lantern Butt’s forever)
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"Nothing holds me. Let me say that I myself have torn myself to shreds."

Franz Kafka, from The Blue Octavo Notebooks (1917-1919)

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iironlak:

How the fuck do you people even get past 5k followers .-.

how the fuck do people get over 200 followers

amirite?

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gpoy
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vyoletshampain: chicken chow mein
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MY NANNY FROM ENGLAND IS COMING OVER ON HOLIDAY TODAAYYYAYAYAY

NANNY BRENDAA THE CUTEST NUGGET OF ALL NUGGETS

i love being english